Cheer up, Posh Spice, Wino, MK, and everyone else cruelly banished to Mr. Blackwell's annual list of the past year's "worst-dressed."
Who cares what he thinks, anyway? (According to Wikipedia, he didn't make it past the 3rd grade.) Besides, shouldn't Mr. Style Guru of the World give some helpful feedback rather than just criticize someone outright and not bother to give any advice to improve?
Tsk tsk.
Well, we're here to help. Dressing for success isn't always about your outwardly appearance: what's inside your heart and your head counts too. That being said, here are our recommendations for Mr. Blackwell's top three fashion don't s of 2007:
- Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham
Maybe fashion just isn't your bag, baby. Concentrate on that music career. In fact, world-renowned
Boston University has a Master's Degree in Music Education. Better yet, study sports management and help manage that tasty husband of yours. Fine, he's already the highest paid player in Major League Soccer, but what a way to truly stand by your man and help him to reach his full athletic potential.
- Amy Winehouse
Girl's got six Grammy Award nominations AND a nasty substance abuse problem. Clean your act up.
Kaplan University offers a
B.S. in Psychology/Substance Abuse. You might be able to save your "better half", Blake Fielder-Civil, who is behind bars in London's Pentonville Prison, too. Might you convince him to go for a Bachelor of Science in Criminal Justice so he can help defend himself in court for beating up a bartender and trying to obstruct justice?
- Mary-Kate Olsen
Yawn. Being pin-thin is out. Anyway, it's no fun either. Put some meat on those bones, for crying out loud. Last we heard, you took a "leave of absence" from NYU in 2005. Go back to school, dear. The "Freshman 15" would do you some good. Also, change your major - we think that a B.S. in Nutrition Science/Dietetics might be the ticket for you!
Happy Learning!
P.S. If you enjoyed this cheeky post, you might also consider a career in fashion or design! You may want to check out these online degrees in fashion and design degrees online.
Don't forget: Education is always in style. Enjoy!